Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Since 2 of 3 readers demand it...

Depew.
Family.
Quotes.

“They said that on NCIS once. They called about the bank. You know the one where guys go pee in cups, and girls get pregnant…” – Gus
“We need to start a Depew Family quote book.” – Kenzie
Minutes later…
“I think I’m going to start a Depew Family quote book.” – Cara
“Kenzie just said that!” – Gus
“She was just reiterating it.” – Kenzie
“She did what to it?” – Gus
“I wish you guys would quit watching these shows about paranormal psycho midgetitis!” – Dad
“Gus, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m going to shove my foot so far up your ass, you’ll have to open your mouth so I can clip my toenails!” – Mom
“HAHA. That’s the funniest thing you’ve said in 20 years!” – Dad
“16 oz. of Kona coffee. My pupilators are dialated.” – Dad
“Get out of the way, or I’ll kick your ass off your spine!” – Dad
“Take the banana away from him before I go over there and smack the hair off him!” – Mom
“Just don’t smack me.” – Gus
“You keep talking into your armpit with your tongue in your ass!” – Dad
“I was in the fuckin’ Trojan horse. Shut up.” – Dad
“I’m getting pregnant!” (As Gus was about to eat a piece of cake that a very pregnant Kenzie has eaten from.)