Family.
Quotes.
“They said that on NCIS once. They called about the bank. You know the one where guys go pee in cups, and girls get pregnant…” – Gus
“We need to start a Depew Family quote book.” – Kenzie
Minutes later…
“I think I’m going to start a Depew Family quote book.” – Cara
“Kenzie just said that!” – Gus
“She was just reiterating it.” – Kenzie
“She did what to it?” – Gus
Minutes later…
“I think I’m going to start a Depew Family quote book.” – Cara
“Kenzie just said that!” – Gus
“She was just reiterating it.” – Kenzie
“She did what to it?” – Gus
“I wish you guys would quit watching these shows about paranormal psycho midgetitis!” – Dad
“Gus, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m going to shove my foot so far up your ass, you’ll have to open your mouth so I can clip my toenails!” – Mom
“HAHA. That’s the funniest thing you’ve said in 20 years!” – Dad
“HAHA. That’s the funniest thing you’ve said in 20 years!” – Dad
“16 oz. of Kona coffee. My pupilators are dialated.” – Dad
“Get out of the way, or I’ll kick your ass off your spine!” – Dad
“Take the banana away from him before I go over there and smack the hair off him!” – Mom
“Just don’t smack me.” – Gus
“Just don’t smack me.” – Gus
“You keep talking into your armpit with your tongue in your ass!” – Dad
“I was in the fuckin’ Trojan horse. Shut up.” – Dad
“I’m getting pregnant!” (As Gus was about to eat a piece of cake that a very pregnant Kenzie has eaten from.)
I've been reading your blog! I just haven't commented...my bad.
ReplyDeleteI'm in microbiology...and I had to keep myself from LOL'ing while reading things your little brother says. My little brother tries to sound like Stewie from Family Guy. On purpose. Not quite as entertaining.